MidWeek Jokes

Wahhaa. thot these were quite funny. :)

Humour in the Office
Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the office.
Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the work force is being trimmed.
"Knock knock."
Employee: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore."

Marriage
A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry.
He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money.
The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank.
The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank.
The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank.
Which one does he end up marrying? The most beautiful one..